In no particular order, because you suck.

1. FAIL! PHAIL, EPIC FAIL

If I said there was no order previously, then I lied. This is the number one annoyance on the god damn web. It feels like Reality Television, Paris Hilton, and Tom Cruise had a retarded baby, and this was the product. Why people have not gotten sick of this yet, I will never know. It’s one of the most overused phrases since “YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK,” “I’M RICK JAMES BITCH,” and “ALLLLLRIGHTY THEN.”

At least the pictures still provide humor.

2. The RickRoll

Another previously funny, but burned out, pissed on, and then buried in lime joke. If it wasn’t dead before, then April 1st officially flat lined it. Every poor excuse for a web site, or blog used this as their “clever” April Fool’s joke, and instead of being funny, they successfully killed Rick Astley’s career.

3. FIRST!

This little piece of shit has been abused more than a woman on a date with Mike Tyson. The fact that there is absolutely no worth to this god forsaken abomination, makes it that much worse. First is just about the lowest form of comment you can get, it ranks up there with FAG, LAWLS, and “I really enjoyed this post, thank you for posting that.” Really? Did you enjoy it? Or are you just being a patronizing prick so you can get a link to your shitty web site on mine.

4. FTL, FTW

Just what we needed in our vernacular. More stupid acronyms. If you’ve been living in a basement strapped to a water heater and being tortured, then you might not know what these mean.

FTL = For the Loss
FTW = For the Win

I am sure that these congealed in the bowels of a World of Warcraft Forum, and somehow oozed there way out of the basement and on to our computer screens.

5. I Call Shenanigans

This isn’t as prominent as our last four, but the fact that this has the potential to catch on means that the four horseman of the apocalypse are about to be upon us, so run for your fucking life. The main problem with this red headed step child, is that it always warrants some terrible joke about Bennigan’s, that the person thinks is funny, but comes to realize that his life still sucks.