“I think you’ll remember.”

This was the date that many people have been waiting for. Wii Fit and Haze are out and the early reviews are in. THEY BOTH SUCK. WOOOHOOO!

IGN gave Haze a 4.5, after I called Haze a glorified copy of Halo 3. I almost doubted myself when some tool on Digg said the following:

Buried cause the description was written by an asshole.

Haze will undoubtedly be a hit because it’s done by Free Radical. And Haze is not a Halo rip off for pete’s sakes. Do you know nothing about the history of this company?

OH NOEZ, FREE RADICAL MADE THE GAME! IT MUST BE GOOD. Free Radical made Time Splitters, and I have something for you on that subject: BIG FUCKING DEAL. OHHH they came from Rare and they had a hand in Goldeneye and Perfect Dark… Who fucking cares?! Maxis made The Sims, so should I have just assumed that Sims Societies was going to be good?

Nintendo lays another egg, by releasing another gimmicky, mini-game loaded piece of crap. Yes, I’m well aware that the Wii Balance Board is a cool peripheral, but that doesn’t excuse NIntendo from boxing it with a shit game like Wii Fit. Gamespot gave Wii Fit a 7.0, which I’m sure was rounded up from a 6.1, due to sponsorship pressures. This was another game, that I told you before was going to be junk.

The moral of the story is, I was right… And I should get a medal.