As resident Nintendo basher, I’m here to present a new FPS for the Nintendo Wii. It’s called The Conduit, and if you are like me, you hadn’t heard of this game before. Well here’s some video that will, dull your socks off!

If you’ve had enough of those “realistic” graphics and are pining for the days of graphics on the Playstation 2, then this might actually appeal to you. I’m sorry, but the Wii controller is not a gun and it is never going to cut it for an FPS. When you have games that look like Gears of War 2 on the horizon and you put this piece of crap next to it, it’s like spitting in the face of Wii owners.

Here’s the problem Nintendo. You aren’t going to win in the graphics department, so you should never have a game that even tries to pretend to be realistic looking. Stick to the Nintendo basics. Add some shading and round out the pixels of a cartoon protagonist and throw him in a wacky animated world with various guns and weapons. Stick with what you’re good at, making games that feature Mario.