Here’s an idea for you bastards: STOP BUYING LOUSY PIECE OF SHIT MOVIE GAMES. I went on a mild tangent in a radio show previously and as no one tends to listen to those I’d like to make this point more clear. STOP BUYING SHITTY FUCKING GAMES!

A review just came out for Iron Man the game and shockingly enough, the review says the game sucks.

Why does the game suck? Because assholes like you, BUY THE GAME. You probably saw the movie and thought: “Well, the movie was good, so the game must be!” Douchebag logic at its finest.

Here are some quick equations for games based on movies.

Shit Fucking Movie + Game = Mostly Shit (The Chronicles of Riddick was a good game. The movie, however, sucked major balls.)

Marginally Watchable Movie + Game = Mostly Shit (Goldeneye is the exception.)

Good Movie + Game = Total Shit (NAME ONE THAT’S GOOD!)

So, that’s about two games out of a thousand that are good. Yes, this math is flawless, don’t bother looking it up.

Now to why you shouldn’t be buying these lousy games. If you don’t buy the game, the companies are forced to put more effort into creating them, thus making better games. Wow, what a fucking concept!

This is why RENTING GAMES, is so important. Get fucking Gamefly, get your ass to fucking Blockbuster. 5 dollars to rent a game that you’ll play for 3 days and beat, is a much better idea then paying 50 - 60 dollars for a game that you’ll play for 3 days and beat. Save your damn money, be smart for once in your life and stop letting developers put out shitty games.