Let’s go to the numbers!

Nintendo Wii: Worldwide 24.45 million as of March 31, 2008
X-Box 360: Worldwide 19 million as of April 25, 2008
Playstation 3: Worldwide 13 million as of April 21, 2008

Let’s go to the horrible commentary.

PLAYSTATION 3 - DEVIL’S ADVOCATE

IT HAS A FUCKING BLU RAY PLAYER?! Do I need to say more? We have most of the games that X-Box has and sure our half-assed wannabe Wii controller is a piece of shit. Who cares? We’ll have good games eventually. Have you seen those Gran-Turismo screenshots?! That’s the shit bitch!

We brought you GTA first, you fuckers.

X-Box 360 - DEVIL’S ADVOCATE

Ever heard of a game called.. I don’t know… HALO 3? Why would you need another game? Seriously, why? That’s the best game ever. We’ll keep putting out maps for that until we put out Halo 4, and then that will be the best game ever.

No, I don’t ever wonder why our only good games are FPS’s. Sure the PC is the best place for FPS, but the PC DOESN’T HAVE FUCKING HALO 3.

Nintendo Wii - DEVIL’S ADVOCATE

First, hold this controller and point it at the screen. See that little cursor? Move the controller around! OH SNAP, THAT SHIT MOVES SON. WE’RE ON ANOTHER LEVEL, WOOOOO! We don’t have to justify our slap a new coat of paint on an old game and rake in the dollars style, we’re the KINGS OF THE WORLD!!!