April 28

GTA: IV SEX TAPE - OH GOD THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Rockstar must have balls of steel to place this much sex into GTA: IV. With things just settling over the bullshit “Hot Coffee” controversy, more shit is sure to fly, as oversensitive jackasses get hold of this “morally reprehensible” video.

What it all boils down to is the parents not giving two shits about what their kid is doing until it’s on FOX NEWS. If you are too much of a lazy fuck to keep up with your god damn kids interests, then don’t have any fucking kids to begin with. Don’t just fall in line behind blowhards who do nothing, but make money off of yelling outlandish things about stuff no one should care about. There’s a reason that GTA: IV is rated MATURE, because it’s not a kids fucking game. It’s your responsibility as a parent to make sure your idiotic kid doesn’t get his chocolate covered hands on this blood and semen soaked game. Stop trying to ruin perfectly good debauchery for the rest of us.