Ok Men, Support Net Neutrality And Get Laid
Do you support Net Neutrality? Are you a virgin? Do you think this chick is worth supporting Net Neutrality?
If you’ve just answered yes to the above questions then you are primed and ready to get laid. Tania is famous in Belgium for having offered to give blowjobs for the Belgium government to prove they had made 400,000 jobs availible. Well now shes at it again, this time giving out sex itself just for you to show your support for Net Neutrality.
Heres what Tania has to say on the subject:
“I’m using sex in a positive way to spread awareness. The reason why only virgins can apply is because I don’t want to make this promise to such a large amount of people that I’ll have to turn some down.
Net neutrality is paramount to safeguard free speech and innovation on the Internet. With only one arguably negative side-effect: an unusual amount of today’s Internet users are virgin. That’s a problem I intend to solve. In history, man has always waged war for freedom. Now it’s time to obtain our freedom with love.
Sex is all over the net and yet it’s still a big taboo for many. Using sex to spread awareness will be yet another big step to sexual freedom. This is just another great example of what’s possible thanks to net neutrality.”
WHOA Champ, don’t be so hasty! Tania does have some requirements:
- Applicants must be 18yrs old or above
- Condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania’s body without any oral or vaginal contact
- Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of ’surprise buttsex’ occurs
- Multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance
- If anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity
- Applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
- Applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer
- Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons
- Tania states that each performance can last no longer than 30 minutes
I’m a huge supporter of Net Neutrality. I have been following the US efforts for a while now. I like this girls motivation, should be interesting to hear if she actually puts out for it. So now that you’ve read the rules, if you’re a virgin and are ready to make the ultimate sacrifice and support Net Neutrality! Go to Tania’s site and click ‘Get Laid’.
